Life in Star Trek: the Pros and Khhhaaaannnn’s!

Pro: Free healthcare

Deforest Kelley, Star Trek The wrath of Khan official promotional image.

Yes, you might get hurt, but almost as if it were a Canadian built ship this one comes with free healthcare! And it’s pretty good healthcare too, the doctor is experienced, and he’s got to be good, he has a nick name and everything! There’s even a fancy medical bed with blinking lights and that one machine that goes ‘ping’.

Just remember that if you hear the words ‘he’s dead Jim’ you’ better let them know you’re alive.